The Esstu Pack
Fix It Yourself!
Get this straight first: it does ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to your system. All it does is say it's doing super-low-level open heart surgery to the vitals of your machine. Use it to make the boss think you're a high-tech computer specialist who can detect problems before he can, and who can perform this sort of stuff without quaking in fear. For a sensible OS/2 user who properly looks at what the program does, this can be a very useful source of humour.
Requires: REXX, VROBJ
Operation: Run EXE.
Distribution: Emailware. If you can successfully "pop someone's eyes" or impress your boss/wife/hotshot neighbour, just tell me and I'll be amply rewarded for writing it!