Contact Us

I hate spam. Who doesn't?

Don't send to this address.

In case the crawlers want it in a mailto link, here it is. Email us

This page, by the way, is buried quite deep - only a computer is going to use this. You found this page either through a search engine, or from idle curiosity - you won't find it by looking for my email address. Which is a good thing, because my email address isn't here!

Please excuse my evil laughter at the thought of millions of spammers finding me here. Muahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!